Donald Trump often gathers America's most powerful gro frames at the White House and takes turns telling him that he's doing a great job when the camera rolls. The president held his latest cabinet meeting on Wednesday, the day after celebrating his 100-day first in office. Grovelers are ready for delivery.
"The biggest reason we're here is that it's the 100th day of the first 100 days in the country's history," said EPA administrator Lee Zeldin.
Home Secretary Doug Burgum added: “You are not only brave, but you are actually fearless.”
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said: “Sir, it’s been a major 100 days.
They are lightweight compared to Attorney General Pam Bondi, whose tenure at the top of the Justice Department is characterized by a string of wired news appearances, where she pours into Trump’s agenda like a campaign spokesperson, rather than anyone caring about impartial enforcement of national laws.
She saved the best flattery for these cabinet meetings. "You are chosen by the largest majority, and Americans want you to be president," she said earlier this month, saying she followed Trump's orders to undermine Tesla's "family terrorists."
Bondy raised it as she sat opposite Trump on Wednesday. "President, your first 100 days are far beyond that any Other presidents of this country. once. once. Never seen anything like this. Thank you,” she said.
Even more incredible, Bundy told Trump that 75% of the country's population would have died if it weren't for his leadership.
The attorney general touted that the administration has grabbed 3,400 kilograms of fentanyl since Trump took office and turned from Trump to face the camera. "Which saves the media - are you ready? - 258 million lives. Children die every day because they are going to pick up this garbage and wear something else on it. They don't know what they are doing. They think they are buying tylenol, adderall or adderall or Xanax and tied up with Fentanyl Drop Dead.
This is a very impressive number, especially considering that the U.S. population is about 340 million.
And, if you’re wondering why kids are turning to the black market for headache relief, they aren’t, as Bondy suggests. She seems to be twisting the coverage of children trying to buy opioid percocet, just to find out they tied Tylenol to fentanyl.
What is even more impressive with saving the lives of the vast majority of Americans in 100 days is that in the past 24 hours alone, Trump seems to have saved more than 100 million people their lives. "Today is fentanyl awareness day," Bondy wrote on Tuesday X.
Opioid overdoses in the United States fell for the first time since 2018 in 2024, and many attributed the decline to Narcan’s availability, a nasal spray that reverses overdose. Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Obviously, the government can only save so many lives.