Lovins is a I stayed away from this brand in my early years of reviewing sex toys. This is nothing personal, but Lovins products always show up at parties with so much bells and whistles that, at least for me, it's overwhelming. I'm naturally overstimulated - my brain is always rambling - so it doesn't make sense for me to relate to Lovins toys.

But as time went on, and as more and more Lovins pitches came my way, I couldn’t ignore it anymore. I had to get over my fear that my brain might explode from too much technological stimulation and embrace what Lovins had to offer: a wildly entertaining ride. Or at least that's what I experienced with the Osci 3 (rabbit vibrator).

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I'm not one for blind praise, so trust me, the Osci 3 is the best in the world. From the start, it looks like any other rabbit vibrator on the market, but looks can be deceiving. The inner arms for G-spot stimulation heat to normal body temperature, perfect for when you roll alone and want body-safe silicone to feel more user-friendly than cold synthetic materials.

It also has a G-spot oscillator, which is the first time I've encountered such a feature. When turned on, a circular area about the size of a penny gives your G-spot a hell of a massage with a variety of modes, from light taps to wave-like sensations, and a steady stream of modeless vibrations. It gets more intense with each button press. It took me a few minutes to succumb to the pleasure of it all because I was initially so focused on how the hell this was happening and it felt so good. It feels like a fingering expert is fingering you.

None of this means that the outer arm is any less exciting – after all, its purpose is to stimulate the clitoris. It does this through a variety of vibration patterns and intensities, and like a G-spot arm, becomes powerful. So intense that if you have a sensitive clitoris, this toy, even at its lowest intensity, might be a bit much.

special treatment

Despite all the features Osci 3 offers, the Lovense app is easy to navigate. you don't need The app uses a vibrator, but it opens up some extra features. The most interesting thing is being able to send a link to a public Lovense platform where strangers from all over the world can then control your vibrator. You can chat with these people while you're in bed in New York City, or just lay back and let some random person (like a New Zealander) control your toys.