Jon Stewart solves Trump's first 100 days of office: "I'm tired"

Jon Stewart reviews the first 100 days of President Donald Trump's tenure in this week's episode of The Daily Show.

During the opening of the show, Stewart appeared to be a performance that did not appear until he wore a long white beard from under the table.

Stewart said in a squeaking voice: "Donald Trump has officially 100 days." "I'm so tired. In the days of Tom Hanks' "Castaway" this country is aging. But it's 'Daily Show'. I'm Jon Stewart.

A video montage then played the segment with ironic victory music, pictures, and videos from Trump’s first 100 days. After the end, Stewart reappeared with a vivid, beardless.

"I'm kidding," he joked. "Energy! Imagine I'm using a white beard! But yes, tomorrow is officially the 100th day of Donald Trump's second first semester. You'll be happy to hear that it's going very well."

Subsequently, Trump's clip claimed that the first 100 days of his second term were "the most successful 100 days in our history."

"Suck, Jefferson! Suck, Lincoln! Suck it, Roosevelt Square," Shout yelled. "Trump's first 100 days are like the United States landing on the moon and killing bin Laden on the same mission!'I thought you could hide on the moon, bin Laden? According to Trump, the most successful 100 days in our country's history.

The compilation of news clips then outlined all Trump’s mistakes in the first 100 days, including “chaos and chaos” in the economy, “angry” from the Elon Musk administration’s ministry of efficiency, and “fires” against national security. The clips also claim that Trump has the lowest approval rate for any president in the past 80 years. ”

"Suck, Herbert Hoover!" Stewart joked. He then fell into the promise Trump made during the campaign, and he failed to serve as a result of economic success.

Stewart then compiled Trump, saying that the economy will "roar" when he took office and that he will usher in a "new Trump economic prosperity."

"Unfortunately, it's obvious that economically Donald Trump does do the boom trend," Stewart said. "Maybe Trump feels very positive because while the economy is for most people, there are some winners!"

Subsequently, despite the global economic decline, the news compilation outlined several Trump’s personal economic victories. The media claims Trump's net worth "over" doubled in the first 100 days and he has signed a "$40 million" license agreement with Jeff Bezos to learn about the documentary about Melania Trump.

"This guy is making billions of dollars, but seriously, a documentary is $40 million? No offense, I'm sure she's a really funny guy, but PBS made the entire Ken Burns Civil War series for $3.5 million." "'shoah' is $3 million! Obviously, they want four, but they're at a good price!"

Stewart then introduces Trump’s commitment to immigration from “the biggest deportation in history,” starting with “violent criminals.” Stewart then played a news clip outlining Trump’s latest deportation group, who were “three American children, all American citizens. One of them fought cancer.”

"Oh, my fucking god," Stewart said in disbelief. "What? Is that someone we're deporting? A kid with cancer? Trump really doesn't understand how the basics of members work, right? Cancer kids have a wish."

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