Jimmy Kimmel doesn't usually get a lot of fist in his annual appearance/Disney's early barbecue, but his monologue Tuesday brought some of the advantages of existence.
"I may never see you again. That's probably that." Jimmy Kimmel Live The host told the audience in New York. “…I’ve been happy to know many of you over the past 23 years – and I know, many of you are worried that AI might get your job. But I don’t think that will. I don’t believe that a computer, even the most powerful computer, or even the most powerful computers – will be able to do what you do. And do you know why you are doing? Your job is terrible. We get smaller every year. Annoying and unreasonable, so your job is terrible.
"But at least you have a mean job! Do all these kids we've seen this weekend know? They may not be able to find a mean job. Some of them may need to date Bill Berlishik."
After the pre-drawn sketch (watch below), he offered to sell the naming rights for the upcoming grandson, Kimmel appeared on stage and shot on rival CBS (“headed by their hit comedy ghost) and NBCuniversal ("Versant is a perfect name. It sounds like something you've subscribed to by chance") and NBCuniversal.
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In the state of Internet TV: Usually, I'm here to distract you from the fact that we're dying. But, to some extent, Internet TV (like Jesus!) rises again. Of the four major networks, NBC, ABC, CBS, CBS and FOX - only one of us didn't see the ratings growing year by year (ABC is flat this season (I won't tell you which one is for which one of us, none of them are asking us because it's for us because it's for you.
On NBC: Mark Marshall, NBC's global advertising president, claims his network has accumulated "the largest collection of content that a media company brings together." I don't think Mark has ever heard of Pornhub. ”
And: "At the end of the day, it's just a dick measurement game, and NBC still has the biggest game: Dick Wolf, Michael Jordan, the character actor, was murdered in the park."
In Absolutely Deficient in ABC's New Show This Fall: At least CBS and FOX are performing. ABC, we ordered a new show, a spin-off of an old show. Which raises a question: What are we doing here? For this, do we risk our lives flying to Newark? I mean, if you went to a restaurant and the waiter said, “Tonight, especially last year’s fish, would you eat it?”
About the TV habits of young viewers: Deloitte just did a survey that showed Gen Z and millennial audiences spend more time on social media than watching TV. Yes, no shit. Do you think we need a survey to know? Fuck you, Droy! Do you know? Fuck those ungrateful ZD Gen d-bags! Oh, you're so cool Competition Game? OK, guess what? When you have children, you need Moana Keep the little bastard quiet for two hours? You will crawl back to Disney like a dog. ”
On the upcoming ESPN streaming platform: "They have a meeting where Jimmy Pitaro's butt and a little bit of white smoke is emitting from the new service, bringing live content to millions of fans around the world that will appear in the name - are you ready? That's why they call us the people they imagine."
Kimmel 60 minutes. “I know this is not part of our multi-platform, but support 60 minutes - They deserve it. You have strength because you have money. Support journalism. This is important, and it won't work without you. ”