Spring has emerged, April is a month, marked by an out-of-control judge and a leftist writer from the country, calling the U.S. Constitution “a piece of nonsense.” On the bright side, the amazing Caterpillar people celebrated their 100th anniversary. (Men love construction vehicles, so sue me.)

We also see a group of famous women flying into the near space of the Blue Origin spacecraft. Don't blame me, it has become a fashion story. Actual New York Times headlines: "Their space suits, their way" and "Lauren Sánchez teamed up with Monse to consider its all-female launch." And more, thanks to singer Katy Perry, the flight adds a look below.

"This is Sparta!"

You have to rely on the grid to survive to hear the famous scenes of the movie "300" or Gerard Butler, where he kicked the Persian ambassador into a huge pit with a bombing statement: "This is Sparta!" (There is no guardrail in the pit. Ancient Greece predated OSHA.) Some of the blows in history meant that people suddenly thought of Rome and Greece.

Obviously, this is too European. So when a New York school was forced to abandon its Native American mascot, it chose the Spartans as a replacement, most likely because of the students watching movies. The president of Islip Town NAACP filed a lawsuit because it was all Greek for him. The complaint accused the school of choosing symbols of “white supremacy” and “male misogynistic”. Attorneys and Karens are why so many teams now have stupid mascot names.

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Assassination of personality

Former Washington Post reporter Taylor Lorenz was interviewed by CNN "Misunderstanding" host Donie O'Sullivan, and it's hard to tell who did it worse. Lorenz's rationalizer supports Luigi Mangione, who is accused of murdering UnitedHealthCare CEO Brian Thompson. She started the virus for this epic phrase: "This is a revolutionary, famous, handsome, young, smart guy who is a man who looks like this morally good person and is hard to find." I almost hoped she started executing an updated version of the meme "song", "I'm looking for a man in finance..."

And instead of staring at it, O'Sullivan joked, "Yes, I just realized that women would wipe me on the assassin. That's where we are." The media treated every comment on the right, discussing the defendant assassin like the ending era, like he was a folk hero. nausea? Yes. strangeness? No.

Space Student

Jeff Bezos is the second richest man on Earth, literally his woman in space. The Washington Post and the Blue Billionaire owner sent his fiancé Lauren Sanchez and five other famous women into close space, and Katy Perry did everything he could to destroy. The singer vowed to "put the 'A--"in the astronaut" and of course she did so much. When she landed, she knelt and kissed the ground and declared: "I feel super connected to love" because she flew on the rocket for 11 minutes.

Katy Perry

Her air attack has sparked bipartisan criticism. The Atlantic is titled "The Perfect Pop Star for Stupid Stunts". Moira Donegan of the Guardian called it a "complete failure of American feminism." Perry even laughed at fast food. Advertisement Week wrote: “Pop is eager to announce that Katy Perry returns from space,” Wendy replied: “We can send her back.

Not a marshmallow man

Fans of the 1984 hit single "Ghostbusters" remember that when Ray had to choose his "Savage Form", he summoned Puft Marshmallow Man. That's because Ray said he was, "I loved something since I was a kid." Forty-one years later, kids still love marshmallows, and in that spirit, the fabulous people of Royal Oak, Michigan put down marshmallows every year. For the children. (I promise parents like this too.) The helicopter dropped marshmallows and the kids picked them up and replaced them with prize bags. The chopper dropped 15,000 marshmallows. Now, someone needs a big cup of chocolate to go with it.

Being kneeled down

The organizers of the annual concert festival Coachella were allegedly "turned a blind eye" and were named after the violence of IRA (Irish, not your retirement). The obscure Irish band Kneecap declares "F --- Israel, Free Palestine" in their scene with bold letters. According to the BBC, “Their name comes from the so-called knee-young people were shot and killed by paramilitaries from Republicans and Northern Ireland’s loyal community.”

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The Coachella incident has brought some excavation into the band. According to GBN in the UK, "Earlier this week, a 2024 show showed a band member apparently shouting "Up Hamas, Up Hezbollah" while wearing the flag of the terrorist group." I was shocked that this casino was doing gambling.

Getting monkeys out of law

Liberal anger this month is the First Amendment right of the PETA people to sue monkeys. (I could write the entire column about PETA, but it was bad for my health.) PETA's legal madness stems from their focus on "macaques and their communication, including specific insights into Beamish, Sam Smith, Nick Nack, and Guinness."

According to PETA, “There has never been any lawsuit to try to enforce the constitutional right to get communication from animals that are undoubtedly willing to speak out.” Perhaps someone could show them several Dr. Doolittle’s films and they would leave. If not, maybe we could hire Nick Nack to run to PETA. This may be more reasonable.

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Liberals love clean energy

Amid the left’s anti-Tesla madness, The Washington Post tells the story: “Clean Energy executive, former French worker accused of defaming Tesla vehicles.” Yes, Justin and Emily Fisher were accused of “destroying private property,” and said in a statement. But that's the best part: "Emily Fisher lists its chief strategy officer in a biography published on the nonprofit Smart Power Alliance website."

Yes, senior executives of the Smart Power Group are accused of destroying the electric vehicle Tesla. If it is true, it is hardly wise. The alliance represents some well-known people in some energy sources. Her name is not on their website now, but she still lists the job on LinkedIn. Remember, the next time the climate claims to care about Gaia or nature.

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